This is a list that my Mom and Dad started collecting when I was a kid. Those without places come from a paper copy I started writing down at some point in my teens.

• Castle Demolition
  (New York, NY. Now hiring for the revolution?)
  
  
• Jesus is Lord and Savior Computer Diagnostics
  (Route 90, Western NY. No else can tell what the hell those computers are up to. Thanks, Chris!)
  
  
• T & A Earthworks
  (Central Pennsylvania, near Orangeville. And you thought crop circles were titillating.)
  
  
• Soma Physical Therapy
  (Capital Region, NY. You'll feel so good. All your worries will go away...)
  
  
• S & M Automotive
  (NJ. As my mother said: kinky stuff with spark plugs?)
  
  
• Steven Corn Furs
  (NJ. For vegetarians? I always thought corn was more silky than furry myself.)
  
  
• Boopsie's Hooker (a tow truck)
  (a few decades ago on Morton Avenue in Albany, NY, as reported by Jake Bryan)

• Sham Candy & Grocery
  (Albany, NY. There is also a Sham Laundry and Sham Gifts.)
  
  
• Lowe Roofing
  (Northern NJ. For short people?)
  
  
• Reformed Church Home
  (Route 35, Jersey Shore. Perhaps the Boston Diocese should inquire about vacancies.)
  
  
• GOD (Guaranteed Overnight Delivery 1-800-DIAL-GOD.)
  (An East Coast phenomenon it seems, since it seems to have been new to some visiting West Coast friends, who were highly amused. Should have been up here a long time ago, though it is certainly in the "they did that on purpose" category. Thanks Quinn!)
  
  
• Frivolous Cottage
  (Stuyvesant Plaza, Guilderland, NY. A store of frivolous knick-knacky stuff. This doesn't entirely count, because it was clearly intentional. But it was also clearly intended with a healthy sense of irony, and that tickles me.)
  
  
• Sylvester and Forget Moving Company
  (Seen on a truck on I-87 in New York state.)
  
  
• Ban Produce, Inc.
  (Anti-nutrition campaigners? Broome Street, New York City)
  
  
• Dr. Glenn Boring, Dentist
  (From a reader in St. Pete, Florida. It could mean you go to sleep in the chair; it could mean he's a little happy with the drill. Do you want to take that chance?)
  
  
• Bogus Oil Company
  (As my mother, who spotted this on an oil truck, said, is this how we reduce our dependence on foreign oil?)
  
  
• Washington Inventory Inc., a Huffy Company
  (If only all huffy companies would be so up front about it. Union, NJ)
  
  
• Hopping Funeral Home
  (This calls too many different distressing images to mind to choose from. Orange-Montclair area, NJ)
  
  
• Day Mortuary
  (Bloomington, IN, from Robin, who says it must be where vampires leave their kids during daylight.)
  
  
• Orange Quarry
  (And you thought they grew on trees. Orange-Montclair area, NJ)
  
  
• Citrus Recycling
  (We could stop mining oranges if we would just make new ones out of the peels.)
  
  
• Scenic Auto Parts
  (OK. It is in Scenic, NJ. Some excuse. But wait, it gets worse...)
  
  
• Scenic Paving
  (Spotted on a truck side by my mother. This just seems like the horrific logical conclusion of the practice of naming developments after what was destroyed to put them there.)
  
  
• Independent Intermediaries Inc.
  (That's the danger of a marketing degree, boys and girls. Also from Robin. HQ'ed in Texas.)
  
  
• Curly Stone Company
  (Sole suppliers of those bits that go on the top of fancy marble columns.)
  
  
• Flood Realtors
  
  
• Grumbling Motors
  
  
• Faith Construction
  (This is actually a construction company, and not a church. Texas.)
  
  
• Laite Construction
  (Maine. Do you think they spell it every time they say it over the phone?)
  
  
• Greg Harms Construction
  (What is it with construction companies?)
  
  
• Aggressive Door Co.
  (Is this where the phrase "Don't the let the door hit your butt on the way out" came from?)
  
  
• Morristown Beard School
  (You always said your beard had a mind of its own. Morristown, NJ)